Obama: I will break up the Southeastern Conference – (For “Fairness” sake)

In a stunning announcement made last evening, Barack Obama stated he will, in his new administration, appoint a joint commission called “Commissars for Equality in Sports” (COMMIES) to ensure fairness on the playing field for college football. "It is beyond the pale that a conference, such as the Southeastern Conference, should dominate college football by having 5 of the top 10 teams in the nation. Georgia, Florida, LSU, Alabama and Auburn need to be moved to different conferences. It is irresponsible, wreckless and blatantly wrong for these southern schools to be as good as they are. My COMMIES will ensure...

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